New Jersey Sloppy Joe


the unexpected act of receiving oral to your -n-s with a suspect wipe – resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.
i started making out with this peruvian chick, and next thing i know i’m getting a new jersey sloppy joe.

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