New Jersey Sunburn
when you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. generaly due to severe hunger. it was coined by the owner of punk rock records who was laughing at a guido, on mtv’s jersey sh-r-.
some jack-ss guido, on the mtv show, “jersey sh-r-” filmed in seaside hights, nj. in haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. the cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. it’s result was a second degree burn. it is ultimately known as a “new jersey sunburn”
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