New Jersey Turnpike

important link in the northeast megalopolis from boston to richmond. highly regarded as “one of the worst roads in america,” but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. only freeway link from new york city to baltimore, so many use the njtp as a through route. this is why new jersey has a bad image, since the real new jersey is away from the turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the union). this highway is also called the “new jersey speedway” since police will not stop you unless you’re going above 80 mph.
i once took the new jersey turnpike to new york, but when i got there, i asked myself, “why waste my time in that sh-thole?” and turned around to go to philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.
a shooter made by dumping the contents of the bar mat (where you make various drinks) into a shot gl-ss.
for his 21st birthday, jim’s friends ordered him a new jersey turnpike, which made him vomit.
a system for moving as many people through new jersey as fast as possible. separates into eastern and western spurs to and from nyc, going to the lincoln tunnel and gw bridge. serves as i-95 until it p-sses south of philly, continues through the southern tip of the state. compare to the garden state parkway, a system for bringing as many people to as many different places as possible.
new jersey turnpike, huh? what exit? bwah hah hah hah gets shot in the face
it’s when you are f-cking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear sh-t all over her like a fake tan.
i got her drunk last night and totally took her to the new jersey turnpike, if you catch my drift!
the most absurd highway system in the world. it is quite possibly the only highway that has tolls on every exit. you don’t have to pay any money to get on the turnpike, only to get off. just like the gwb (costs 0 to go from ny to nj, but $6 to go the other way). also, if you are black, you’ll probably get racially profiled. the nj state police have historically pulled over disparate numbers of black drivers.
white guy: dude i’m going like 120 on the new jersey turnpike!!

other white guy: don’t worry, you won’t get pulled over, you’re white.
refers to a very nasty sk-nk who looks good up top, but whose personal hygiene is lacking down below. usually starts at the belly b-tton, which emits an unpleasant odor (warning!) that continues through the v-g-n-l and -n-l region. often accompanied by a creamy, fishy goo emanating from the pooner with skid marks and various items hanging off their b-tt hair (which may be dreded). i.e.: they get nastier, stankier, and completely foul the farther down you travel. similar to the nj turnpike.
dude1: “i was going down on that chick i hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul i had to turn around and go home.”

dude2: “aw, nasty dude. she got that new jersey turnpike stank!”