new jersey turtle-foot


a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their -n-s and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: dude i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we have to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!

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