New Lodge Surprise


50 kilograms of semtex, 4 armalites, an active service unit and a british army patrol blended thoroughly on upper meadow street, served over paving stones
“we’ll give them f-ckin b-ll-cks a real new lodge surprise when they patrol tonight”

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