New Russian


this is a disrespectful russian person that want nothing but money, power, and wh-r-s. a new russian is usually found either “enjoying themselves” to p-rn or wiring a fake transaction to a phony bank account.

their favourite pastimes include cursing their pit bulls and polishing their bmw or mercedes just one last time…

they can easily be identified by a thick russian accent, cussing abilities, fancy cars, swarms of usually russian wh-r-s, large mansions, lots of beer, strange wardrobe, and their walks which tend to be a mix between a strut, casual, and gangster.

not to be confused with russian mafia.
ie. “that strange dude feeling up the waitress looks an awful lot like a new russian.”

ie. “don’t cuss at me, you stupid new russian pig! aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!”

ie. “run! that new russian has an effing pit bull!”

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