New Year’s Absolution
easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their new year’s resolution(s) too.
person 1: ‘aren’t you supposed to be at the gym?’
person 2: ‘hey well frank went out to the bar yesterday!’
person 1: ‘oh, thank god, it’s new year’s absolution.’
person 1: sighs and light’s a cigarette.
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