New York Breakfast
the s-xual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic f-ll-t– on a man/woman’s feces when they are half-way out of the -n-s.
the man was very excited when his p–p came half-way out and jeremy began giving him a new york breakfast.
the act of having a sh-t while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. this is sure to make you poo like a c–n and it’s rather invigorating.
“my whole day just can’t go right if i don’t have a decent new york breakfast in the morning.”
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