new york sofa
a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you’re just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a new york sofa because the trash smells about the same as new york city itself, and many people from nyc perform this ritual.
person 1: dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?
person 2: i hit rock bottom again today. just hanging out in this new york sofa while i try and figure this sh-t out.
person 1: scoot over, i’ve gotta figure some sh-t out too
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