new zealand breakfast
the act of waking up in the morning next to a sheep and b-m f-cking it until it produces enough milk to fill a cup of coffee.
john key: we have a new initiative for solving nz poverty. we’ll be supplying new zealand breakfast to decile 3 schools.
john key: so what did you have for breakfast tamati?
tamati: ae i hadd ae new zealnd brekfst dox.
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