newborn kitten
when you -j-c-l-t- on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.
“i was late for work today because chad gave me a newborn kitten last night.”
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