Newbreed
usually between the ages of 13-16, sometimes older, worship fallout boy/panic at the disco, have a particular affinity with black and pink stripes, especially black and pink gloves. dress like emo/scene kids, but don’t really understand what either is, they just do it to make friends. end up trying to out do each other with how misunderstood they are, the more misunderstood, the better. “unique” is also a newbreed buzzword, they try to achieve this by dying their hair a “wacky” colour, like green or pink all over, or designing custom t shirts on the internet with a “witty slogan” on it.
cant breathe a sentence without saying the word “random” at least once. their main goal in life, other then being misunderstood, is being “wacky” and “random”. they try to achieve this by coupling two words together that usually don’t fit, for example “flying squirrel!”, they drop this sort of “humour” into most conversations. they find it hilarious.
mostly found outside rock clubs, applying each others makeup in an attempt to fool the bouncers into thinking they are older.
if not doing this, they are usually on the internet, watching falloutboy videos.
examples of newbreeds can be found at falloutboy/panic at the disco concerts.
or standing together in a big group outside your local town hall, often swapping makeup tips.
people who want to be a goth/mosher/emo etc. but try too hard by doing things without knowing what they are. they only do them because other people do.
person: wow! nice skateboard! what tricks can you do?
new breed: erm… i can’t skate..
person: why have you got it with you then?
new breed:cause it looks cool.
where a person thinks they are something they are not.
they try to hard to be good, but they really can’t.
luminous pink belts and skinny fit jeans with an extremely tight “retro” t-shirt are a few characteristics to look out for.
they would normally carry a “spongebob square pants” rucksack, and have kids toys.
“kimble is a new breed.”
aha.
somebody who loves retro colours and well literally retro everything.
skinnie jeans are a must have,
own hair extenstions,
like emo/greb style & music
dont really have much of a set style
bright tops, dolly shoes and belts.
big logos or huge font sentences on tops
another word for seen emo
love mysp-ce
im a new breed, i love mysp-ce, skinnies rock! emo kid!
a group of people or in many cases a person who tries to gain personal relationships over a social network.
boy: what up ,girl: nothing much ,boy:d-mn you look good in your defalut ,girl:thanks but do i know you? ,boy:no but you can get to know me ….this is an example of new breed tactics watch out for them.
somebody who tries to be a mosher/goth but cant due to not entering a mosh pit!
‘my mum wont let me go to a mosh pit… looks like i will have to be a new breed’ lol thats not right!
proper new breeds are the d-ck head who b-tch and moan about how their parents hate them and cut themselves and write god awful poetry and it turns out all that happened was their mum had a go coz they stole money from her purse, yano the ones
new breed emo
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