Newbury Berkshire UK
a place situated in the south east of england, in the thames valley region.
most inhabitants of this particular town claim to hate living here … however, never seem to leave.
most 17-25 year olds will, at some point have had a s-xual experience with someone of the opposite s-x who has also had a s-xual experience with one or several of their friends and\or relatives.
everyone in newbury is in some way related to each other, suggesting some degree of inbred behaviour.
being such a small town, rumours and gossip spread like wildfire, in short, everyone knows everybody else’s business.
a high percentage of 17-25 year old males are either drug dealers, regularly sniff cocaine, ketamin, meow meow and a high percentage of the females within this age range will at some point engage in a s-xual act to gain such drugs.
i hate living in newbury you can’t take a sh-t without half of newbury berkshire uk
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