newcastle

city of art, culture and….ah sod it. it’s a d-mned city like most others,but it does have great pubs, as long as you stay clear of the charver/charva bars.
beware the bigg market
the better city in the north east where geordies originate from, surp-sses the lesser neighbouring city sunderland outright.
“hey i fancy visiting the north east”
“hmmm, how about sunderland?”
“no way, that place is a sh-thole. i would much rather visit the better city of newcastle.”
“right o”
new castle is a city in western pennsylvania, 60 miles north of pittsburgh. it is refered to as “the castle” in a derogatory way. it’s population of 35,000 people is made up mostly of oxy contin addicts and crackheads, with a fair amount of heroin addicts thrown in for good measure. most of the girls are total sl-ts, and street gangs rule the neighborhoods. nc has been called “the world’s sh-ttiest town” and “the -sshole of pennsylvania”. avoid new castle at all cost.
“where can i go for a cheap wh-r- and some smack”.
“dude, new castle is right down the road”.

“it would be a quicker trip if we detoured through the castle”.
“f-ck that sh-t man, i’ll drive the extra hour”.
in addition to drugs, new castle pa. also has fireworks and hot dogs
new castle a place where ppl take the drugs, eat the dogs, and watch the fireworks.
the only decent people in england, if you ever have a party and want it to be b-tching then you’ll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
last time i went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, i squared up to some d-ck who was giving me sh-t and we all got pished and were sick

good times
suprisingly diverse and cosmopolitan city in the far north of england, also home of viz comic which reflects the rich slang and drunkenness this city has bestowed.

a suprising amount of urban dictionary, mine too, are influenced by viz.
newcastle brown ale was specially imported by clint eastwood due to the fact it’s so awesome. and if it’s good enough for cowboys, it’s good enough for you.
city in the north east of england, (this is from someone who is neither a geordie nor a mackem). it is like every city, has its bad areas, as well as very nice areas, a few bad areas does not make a city a sh-thole, so up yours muchly sunderland. if you plan to visit newcastle i recommend you go to gosforth, jesmond, westerhope or dene, nice areas with friendly, middle cl-ss people. i would avoid benwell, elswick, scotswood and byker, the not so nice areas. there is plenty to do in the city centre and if you know the right places to be, newcastle is one h-ll of a city!!!!!!!!!!
guy 1: i might visit newcastle, what do you think?
guy 2: do, it’s awesome, keep away from the sh-tholes though!

guy 1: i hear there are some great pubs in newcastle.
guy 2: there really are, especially the strawberry!!

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