newgasm
that feeling you get when you run your fingers across a perfectly new, untouched, just opened glossy surface for the first time and it makes that squeaky sound.
ashley: i just opened my new iphone. -peels the film off-
jake: can i touch it?
ashley: umm.. jake, i’m pretty sure you just had a newgasm
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