Newjob
after finsihing s-xual intercourse, release your load in as many places as possible, trying to spread the substance is multiple locations, at the conclusion, ask your partner if she would like a “new job”.when she states yes, you tell her ‘your new job is too clean all of this sh-t up and get the h-ll out”.
becky i heard you got a newjob last night !
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