Newkirked
to plan a night out with the boys and decide at the last minute not go, with little to no explanation. to newkirk
bro 1: yo, is tristan going to make it to the poker game tonight?
bro 2: no, he newkirked us.
1 more definition
ejection, escapement, or “missing the mark” of food/liquid entering or exiting the mouth, resulting in the food/liquid landing on the shirt of the gastronomic chevalier.
that lumpa sh-t eating over there just newkirked himself!
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