Newman
jerry’s arch-enemy on seinfeld.
chunky wrappers? newman!
jerry seinfelds arch nemises
newman:
h-llo jerry
jerry:
h-llo newman
hairy, sl-tty girl who often tries to get with two guys at the same time. girl who likes to touch d-cks simultaneously.
one night, newman went after both me and my friends d-ck.
jerry’s fat annoying neighbor on the show seinfeld, he works as a postman and he is a good friend of kramer, and sometimes joins kramer in his “get rich quick” schemes.
newman is also responsible for bringing fleas into jerry’s apartment as seen on the show.
his actor is wayne knight.
newman: h-llo, jerry.
jerry: h-llo, newman.
an adjective meaning the greatest thing ever.
tom: did you watch the g-dfather last night?
greg: yeah, it was totally newman!
the mail delivery man from seinfeld.
1. newman: and you better pay for that chicken.
2. newman: no, but there’s karma kramer.
3. “newman.”
usually someone who acts exactly like the seinfeld character of newman. sometimes it can be even used as a nickname for said person. most of the time, if your name is terry, you could be nicknamed newman by your friends.
that terry, he’s such a newman.
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