Newskkake
newskkake (noun, pr-n. “nooz-c-cky”, variation of root word bukkake)
1. when annoying news or sports “reminders” explode all over your phone/ tablet/ computer notifications bar (modern connotation)
2. when you subscribe to so many newspapers that legions of delivery boys eject their loads onto your lawn every night (cl-ssic connotation)
(tv news anchor speaking) “we’ll have more later on that possible nuke theft by isis, but first, more bizarre behavior by lindsay lohan! apparently, lilo has been spotted with what appears to be a custom built d-ld–crackpipe hybrid, -and- what she’s tweeting about it could save you money! for those of you at work, switch off your ringer and prepare for the inevitable all-day newskkake.”
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