Newsock
a real man. no one knows where he came from. some say he was forged when a single lightning bolt struck a tornado. some say he is the reencarnation hercules. some say he is hercules himself. nontheless, he is one not to be messed with. if you ever have a question that needs answered, newsock is always the answer.
when the teacher asked who the first president of the united states was, the whole cl-ss exclamed “newsock.”
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