Newtarded
newtarded – n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely r-t-rded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) to not have any parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip sh-t, waste of sp-ce and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have swag yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for secretly we are gay
any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their -sses which looks like sh-t to begin with are newtarded.
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