Newton’s Flaming Limp Laser Sword
a philosophical postulate that states, “that which cannot be proven or disproven should probably not be argued about, but let’s do it anyway to get some needed blood pumping.”
jenny: so if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
keenan: i invoke newton’s flaming limp laser sword!
jenny: so? i totally would.
keenan: h-ll no!
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