nftw
nftw means “not for the win”
dude i can’t play wow today.
nftw!! i need leggings of the fang!
naked for the win
anything that is ordinary, can become a win, if its done while naked, if there is at least one girl involved.
1. girl: wanna go out on a date
boy : sure. nftw
2. girl: wanna have a sleep over
girl 2: ok sure, nftw
3. guy: hey guys (addressing 3 guys) wanna go watch a film at the cinema
guy 2: sure but invite abigail so we can get nftw
not for the world; a state of laziness in which you have absolutely no desire to leave your house or your room. a rejection of the outside world and all its trials.
guy 1: heyy! come play dodgeball with us!
guy 2: f-ck youuu, man!
guy 1: come on!
guy 2: nah man, i’m just nftw right now…
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