nhizza hoemero
a cute as f-ck girl that’s one of a kind that gets taken for granted but it’s fine cus she’s cute. she got a bomb body and a plump -ss that’s ready to be squeezed. and dont even get me started on her highlight b-tch f-ck me up. nhizza hoemero is the best thing that can ever happen in your life and she will bless it tf up. she’s the best person ever and is secretly a pizza in disguise
person 1: woah who’s that she’s hot, i’d smash
anthony: that’s best friend nhizza hoemero, i’m g-y as f-ck b-tch but i’d smash too…. oops already did
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