niblin
(noun)- a wayward pirate originating from south india who is constantly in search of his bhuti. only shawarma will appease his fiery soul. a pirate that beats to the sound of his own drum, he can found on the island of grenada shunning more popular tortuga, home to his mentor captain jack sparrow. good thing a niblin has his very own set of black pearls.
will turner: make sure we have 3 barrels of shawarma in case we run into a niblin.
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