nicaraguan brown snake
your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. you decide to do -n-l to try to work everything out. during the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you c-m on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl’s back.
i dropped a nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. we fixed both our problems.
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