Nice Goldeen!
a phrase used to describe someone’s epic fail. this expression comes from the moment in the game super smash bros melee in which an epic pokémon is expected to come out and f-cking rape the opponents, but goldeen pops out of the poke-ball and does nothing. instead your sh-t gets smashed off the stage.
brosef: “so i was laying next to my gf texting when my phone slipped out of my hand, fell on her face, and broke her nose.”
da’man: “nice goldeen!”
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