nicholas meeder
the coolest, most loving man you will ever meet. he knows how to make women feel good about themselves and gives a mean back m-ssage.
(person 1)-my back hurts like a b-tch and i feel really insecure.
(person 2)-you need to see nicholas meeder.
(person 1)-why?
(person 2)-he’ll know how to treat you right.
Read Also:
- nicholas jerry jonas
a gorgeous creation, the youngest in the band the jonas brothers. has two older brothers, paul kevin jonasii, and joe jonas. they are 18, and 20. nick is 15, and is a type one diabetic, as of 2005. he has a younger brother. frankie who recently turned 8. never went out with miley cyrus! (if […]
- Nicholas Morrell
a world famous weightlifter. widely known for a terrible incident which occurred at the florida olympics in 2006, involving a huge hernia which explosively decimated his p-n-s and b-lls. he now lives hoping a girl will accept him for his personality, even though he has a man-minge. man dude, that would suck to be nicholas […]
- Jeanza
popular free local cl-ssifieds based in bc, canada i post my car for sale ad on jeanza.com
- spank take out
man or woman on the way home from work commuting while viewing p-rn of their choice on a smart phone to let off steam or just to rub one off. dude: “are you on your way home from work?” righteous dude:”yep, after my ‘spank take out’ i’m ready to eat my dinner!”
- Sparkle Pig
any overweight hoochie with the air of being high maintenance although there’s never a man in the equation. typically favors louie vuitton, gucci etc. in any form of knock off. can be spotted by the tell tale glitter and perfume residue often for the purpose of masking hygienic negligence. the sparkle pig in the cubicle […]