Nicholas Morrell
a world famous weightlifter. widely known for a terrible incident which occurred at the florida olympics in 2006, involving a huge hernia which explosively decimated his p-n-s and b-lls. he now lives hoping a girl will accept him for his personality, even though he has a man-minge.
man dude, that would suck to be nicholas morrell
god i feel so bad for nick’s p-n-s and b-lls!
an intelligent young fellow of unnaturally good looks.
wow, that guy is awesome, he reminds me of nicholas morrell.
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