nick jones

one of the coolest mother f-ckers alive. posesses a huge d-ck, quite comedic, witty, and everyone loves chillin with this f-cker.
1)jon:”ey, what you doin cuz?”
dave:”nuthin, just chillin with jones”
jon:”oh f-ck! i’ll be over in 20!”

2) jen:”omg, i just f-cked nick jones…”
christen:”what, was it bad?”
jen:”no, best s-x i’ve ever f-cking had!”
the shaft of the male p-n-s. usually referred to after a failed ball tap
“ooof! right in the nick jones!”
nick jones is the coolest kid in all of orange high school. he’s a ninja with a jewfro. he plays the saxophone and is king of calculator programming.
person 1: nick jones…
nick jones: yo.
cousin to the rapper miike jones–found dead in 2006 after his b-tch tied him up and left, apparantly afta haven taken a sh-t on his chest. when discovered days later, the po-po found that he struggled, only for it to have it slided into his mouth and cause him to gag and aphixiate.
shawn: yo- do’ hear about that clown that got nick jones’d
jamal: dat sh-t’s wack–too bad that n-gg-‘s dead.
the act of some sk-nk-faced wh-r- (or prozzie) taking a sh-t unexpectedly on you while banging.
dude1: how’d your date go last night?
dude2: got her in the sack!
dude1: sweet!!
dude2: yeah playa it was fine until she pulled a f-cking nick jones on my ball sack!!