nicked out
the act of p-ssying out on the opportunity to go out with mates and subsequently missing out on what turned out, unexpectedly, to be an amazing night.
omfg, u totally nicked out last night mate, you know that bingo hall we went to, turned out it was a brothel.
its a good thing you nicked out last night cos i got sucked off by your mum at the club we went to.
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