Nickelback headache
a type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative canadian schlock-rock band, nickelback.
note: the headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.
possible side effects include: shopping at wal-mart, driving a hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of s-x drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.
“i was driving, on my way to work, but i had to pull over and call in sick…another d-mn nickelback headache…”
“at first, i thought that staind was playing, but by the time i realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and -n-l leakage had already begun”
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