Nickelodeon

what used to be the best channel ever but it sucks a really lot now.
nickelodeon ruled 10 years ago, now it sucks.
used to be a cl-ssic favorite by all, it canceled all of it’s good shows such as welcome freshmen, salute your shorts, rocko, ren & stimpy, and nick arcade. they started to aim towrds the sterotypical children that were sp-wning from somewhere. they began covering the new “pop” (aka. cr-p, h-m–gays, %-&-) groups that were sp-wning from the same place as the sterotypical children. they struck back with invader zim, but was canceled because the type of humor flew right over the little kids heads. it now hold the personal record by about every person in america above the age of 13 as the worst television station and ahould be plagued with head cancer.
nickelodeon really sucks now.

-me, 1990.
a channel that has sold out to the max. used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.
6 year old kid: nickelodeon is my favorite channel!

me: my young friend, you shall never know.
a now horrible kids channel. it started off pretty good with ren and stimpy and rocko’s modern life (even angry beavers wasn’t all sh-t) but promptly canceled all their good shows and started to play towards f-cking 6-year olds. then came spongebob and it almost completely died. it made a brief (but amazing) comeback with invader zim, but, of course, they cancelled it, leading to its utter doom. now, unless they bring some good shows into their pathetic schedule, it wil soon be cancelled as well.
’nuff said.
a television network station that once had spark and fun. used to be made up of shows such as rocko, hey arnold, legends of the hidden temple, are you afraid of the dark, and clarissa explains it all, just to name a few. this network has downgraded itself with “new and improved” clean innuendo shows such as spongebob squarepants and fairly oddparents. tries to redeem itself with “teenick” network, but has not been successful. on the brink of being off the expanded cable network.
nickelodeon is on the brink of extinction.
an uber-r-t-rded network that only exists to cancell its last few entertaining shows, and blatatntly mock animation.
nick executive:this shows ratings are off the chart, cancel it immediantly.
a great kid’s tv channel until the mid-90’s when it began to suck. it had supa-fly shows such as clarissa explains it all, the adventures of pete and pete, doug, salute your shorts, ren and stimpy, rocko’s modern life, ahh! real monsters, legends of the hidden temple, figure it out and etc. then they started to slowly decline as they kept replacing the cast of all that, made a new version of double dare called double dare 2000. their good cartoons were taken off the air and their ok cartoons such as rugrats, got worse and worse. they occasionly had a good show like invader zim but was cancelled probably cuz faux-punks who shop at hot topic started wearing gir and zim pins and t-shirts. now they just suck and show cr-ppy shows such as chalkzone, fairly oddparents, zoey 101, and unfabulous.
man, i miss old school nick.

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