nickleback
a band that tries to appeal to cl-ssic rock lovers but we all hate it. the leader sing of this band sounds like he swallowed many sheets of sand paper. also referd to as nippleback.
i hate nickleback they try to be cool but are just f-gs.
yeah i know i hate nippleback!
shorthand for any terrible, redneck, cousin-f-cking band using overblown vocals, unimaginative guitar riffs, clichéd lyrics an 11-year-old could write, and generally mind-numbingly boring, predictable musical devices in the vein of creed, another horrifically unoriginal, grating band, but with sh-tty christian lyrics.
“hey s-xy, i’ve got tickets to see hinder, blue october, and finger eleven…”
“eww! nicklebacks suck!” (maces him and lights his mullet on fire)
the act of sing or yelling while taking a large and painful cr-p.
i had to nickleback in your bathroom a minute ago. sorry about the mess
a contemptuous. derogatory, or demeaning term for a group of musical performers. usually marked by soph-m-ric lyrics h-tting on overly agreeable, m-ss appealing themes.
person 1: hey, how was that show last night?
person 2: ugh, bunch of nicklebacks. what a waste of money.
normally a h-m-s-xual act of leaving a small deposit of s-m-n mixed with faeces left on the other males back after -n-l penetration. generally similar in size & colour to a nickel.
i gave him (or my lover) a nickleback.
if you like the band nickleback you probably also like beer and racecars. (may or may not have a mullet)
hey come over to my house to drink some beer watch some racecars and listen to some nickleback.
a band that really sucks the p-n-s.
nickleback sucks my dogs p-n-s.
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