Nicolai Barnes


the s-xiest, awesomest man in the entire world, with a huge p-n-s and a great suave att-tude. sure to make any woman’s bed rock any time, any day, any place. you’ll never find a greater s-x machine in the entire universe, because he is the f-cking man. better even than chuck norris.
“dude, did you see nicolai barnes last night?”

“yeah, man, i couldn’t sleep with all the women he was pleasing!”

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