NicoleCrisano


the nicolecrisano is a rare, exotic creature discovered in the dark depths of brooklyn. the nicolecrisano is red/brown in color, with magnificent eyes. when nearing a johnasaurus an average nicolecrisano’s mating call, which sounds most like “i have to pee i have to pee!!”, can be heard from a grand distance. the nicolecrisano is your typical predator. the carnivore’s diet consists mostly of chicken parm heros in the region of frank’s pizzaria. the main predator of the nicolecrisano is the hershenstraus. the hershenstraus feasts on the souls of the nicolecrisano. when a hershenstraus nears, the nicolecrisano takes evasive action and burrows in its monroe bag. when not worrying about predators, the nicole crisano spends its hours chirping joyous songs to the other creatures in a place where all the creatures dwell. facebook.
steve irwin: g’day mate. i’m steve irwin, and today, i’m ganna take you where no man has been before. the lair of the nicolecrisano

matteo: psh. i’ve seen those. and i was not impressed.

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