niddrie shower
edinburgh term to describe act of self hygiene which consists of spraying deodorant under each armpit without prior bathing, often when time is of the essence in the morning
may also comprise spraying deodorant on previous day’s clothes in an attempt to mask the fact that one is a tinky b-stard.
aww f–k, i’ve slept in… only got time for a niddrie shower this morning!
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