nifty sex
when older couples decide to have s-x, they usually describe it {to friends of the same age of course} as “nifty”. thus s-x between old people is nifty s-x.
70 year old tom was telling his life long friend {ed } of his wild night with his wife when he said smiling, “yeah, that was really nifty s-x last night.”
“dude! did your grandpa just describe his “nifty s-x” to us?”
“yeah, i think he did because, grandma is turning red and i want to puke on my shoes…..”
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