Nigel Uno
often used to describe a um troll that continues to bait posters with personal attacks because of his intense fear of anti-um threads.
often turns sports discussion into personal attacks in his desperate attempt to top the king and be “uno”
driven by a deep insecurity to be “uno” because he suffers with a small p-n-s, a pot belly, and mustard on his t-shirt, and with hope that rich rod that was a temporary nightmare, he continues on with his quest.
1) himself
2) poster–“what do you think of the pryor and um mess?”
nigel uno—“uh, ah, um…you are opti aren’t you??”
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