Nigelowned
nigelowned is a term coined by a group of this writer’s friends. being nigelowned is when you are owned so incredibly badly, that it is as if you were owned by someone named nigel, an overly british or, in the case of the writer, nerdy person.
steven: i just got back from the world cup. the us got nigelowned by ghana.
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