Nigerian Platupus
the act of torturing a platupus of any sort until sh-t comes out of its -ss and then taking the sh-t and making it into a hot and steamy meal for the nigerian breakfast the next day. the breakfast is then cut in half, the first half to be eaten and the second half to be molded and sculpted into a giant brown d-ld- used for later f-cking.
“have you seen ted around recently?”
“no, i heard he was taking part in the nigerian platupus games.”
“oh, cool. where do i sign up?”
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