nigga moment

a moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.
“i saw this black dude step on another black guy’s timberlands, and the guy pulled a knife! talk about a n-gg- moment.”
a n-gg- moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like n-gg-s. n-gg- moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as b-mping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two n-gg-s with their guns drawn, and open fire. n-gg- moments are the third biggest killer, behind pork chops and f.e.m.a. white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every n-gg-. but n-gg-s are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every n-gg- moment needs is a serious n-gg-. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a n-gg- moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 n-gg- moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to n-gg- moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a n-gg- moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching n-gg-s act stupid. its fun. private n-gg- moments shame you. public n-gg- moments shame everyone.
finally, n-gg- moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
i was involved in a n-gg- moment last week. a dude spilled a 40 on my shoes. so i killed that mother. dumb -sse. thats how i roll.
a cl-ssic social trap in which two conflicting, and normally rational black parties, by each unrationally persuing their self-interest, become caught in mutually destructive behavior.
n-gg- moment: a moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro man.