nigga rehab
when one decides to actively reject the n-word from their vocabulary for a mult-tude of specific reasons, (i.e. religious, family oriented, racial politics, being white and getting a reality check.)
person 1: ay n-gg- wh-ssup, you got dat loud?
person 2: yo, cool it, i’m on n-gg- rehab.
person 1: why doe…
person 2: baby mama got a family function in like 3 days, and there’s gonna be h-lla kids runnin round. i ain’t tryin’ to corrupt the lil young’ns with my foul -ss mouth, that’s not a good look.
person 1: aight aight. why you going to yo girl’s family function, that’s soft sh-t doe.
person 2: they got sweet baby rays.
person 1: word? lemme tag along, just say i’m your cousin or sum.
person 2: you for real whodi? h-ll the f-ck no.
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