Nigger Logic
a particular type of logic commonly used by n-gg-rs. the difference between n-gg-r logic and “regular” logic is that arguments using n-gg-r logic are logically deficient. they appear logical at first but on closer inspection they turn out to be totally illogical. most people with average intelligence can spot n-gg-r logic immediately but most n-gg-rs, along with r-t-rds of other races, can not.
n-gg-r terrence howard told elle magazine that he refuses to date women who don’t use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet – as they are “not completely clean”.
quote (with example of n-gg-r logic):
“if they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. it’s just unclean. “so if i go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, i’ll explain this. and if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, i’ll know she’s not completely clean.”
according to this n-gg-r logic, women who use toilet paper do not use wipes. presence of toilet paper equals absence of wipes = n-gg-r logic.
2 more definitions
when a black person tries to explain something, especially why he committed a crime or why he deserves something.
after failing a math test, x mombutha says “man, my people were slaves once! i deserve an a. you racist.”
at his trial for murder-rape, rasheed excretia uses n-gg-r logic when he claims “she felt on the nife. that white b-tch begged me for my black pipe, then she felt on the nife over and over, 29 times. i sez ‘whiite b-tch, you drunk, you keep fallin on the nife!”
thinking that expends the least amount of effort possible.
thinking that encroaches on others and achieves subpar results.
example of n-gg-r logic:
leroy: “d-mn rastus, you’re still not done rebuilding that wooden fence?”
rastus: “i’m done.”
leroy: “aight, i saw that huge piece of plywood and figured it was work-in-progress.”
rastus: “naw dawg, when i ran out of cedar fencing from leroy’s property, i finished the fence with plywood i found in my attic.”
leroy: “aight, aight”
rastus: “where might a brother hook hisself up with some sheet rock? “
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