nigger mortis
it’s like rigor mortis, except you’re just too lazy to move.
“afta 2 blunts, we all got n-gg-r mortis.”
a common condition found in working age african american males; characterized by sloth, unemployment and indulgence in low grade marijuana and malt liquor
that third steel reserve caused n-gg-rmortis
due to a black man’s inabilty to work, when someone asks said black man to work his body goes stiff.
boss: jamal, i need you to move these railroad ties over there. don’t let the n-gg-rmortis kick in! move your -ss
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