nigger nap
a n-gg-r nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. it is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a p-ss. be careful to not fall. niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.
hey james, i’m gonna go take a n-gg-r nap. if the boss asks where i am, tell him i went to take a p-ss.
to not wake up from a nap or slumber unless you have a meal or a check ready for you.
d-mn lazy n-gg-r won’t wake up from his n-gg-r nap unless his ol mammy has one ready for him.
a long–ss nap during which you get as much work done as a n-gg-r does on an eight-hour shift.
whiteman #1: well sh-t, my boss caught me taking a n-gg-r nap in my office the other day. i think he’s gonna can me.
whiteman #2: don’t worry, there’s no one but n-gg-rs applying for management these days.
noun: an overly long nap taken after midday. usually between 4 – 6 hours.
since jamal lost his job, he’s been taking excessive n-gg-r naps.
a word use to describe the tangled and hard to comb out curls formed in the hair on the back of the neck.
yea, i’m gonna go to the beauty salon to get a relaxer so i can get rid of these n-gg-rnaps
to do an excessive amount of marijuana then fall asleep for a long time
man, i’m gunna get high and take a n-gg-r nap.
to steal things while you are sleeping, most of the time sleep walking.
“where’s ice-t? i hear he has a tupperware par-t.”
“no he’s having a n-gg-r nap instead.”
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