nigger please

when a black person who is talking complete bull sh-t to you
black person : yo cracker i just got a job

white person : n-gg-r please
a phrase said to any n-gg-r when you are calling them out on their lies.
n-gg-rs they never lie, steal, cheat, rape, murder, collect welfare, cry about “whitey”, do prison time, smell, eat watermelon, chase after white p-ssy, play basketball, make noise all night long cause they ain’t working, they are contributing members of our society.” “n-gg-r-please!
n-gg-r, please! a phrase used occasionally by an affluent wealthy couple of 100 years (or so) ago wanting to purchase an african-american slave at the market.
lady catswold: “oh reginald, look at this one!”
reginald: “oh yes he’s got such fine teeth! very strapping too.”
lady catswold: reginald, w-we could breed him with mammy!”
reginald: “oh yes, quite! pardon me, good sir?”
slave wrangler cletus: “uh? what?”
reginald: “oh! over here! n-gg-r please.”
how you ask something of a n-gg-r.
jack (to n-gg-r):
n-gg-r please take out my garbage. thanks.

n-gg-r:
sho’ m-ssa.
it means your kidding me or that is outragous between two blacks having a discussion.

it also means quit being rude in the black community

it can also mean stop the bullsh-t
nathaniel just got promoted to captain. reply: n-gg-r please! which means that cannot be true or that is a shocker because nathaniel is an idiot. n-gg-r please! she only got promoted because she was black and they needed females to fill the quota.

two black men are in a store and one is misbehaving or being rude. his friend says to him n-gg-r please which means behave or straighten up your act.

n-gg-r please is not for a white person to say. it is only for a black to say to another black

a black man goes into a 7/11 with his dog and the dog starts growling for food. he tells his dog “n-gg-r please” which means quit bothering me.

4 black prisoners are riding in a jail bus all chained up to one another one black cuts a terrible fart. another black prisoner on the chain says “n-gg-r please”

n-gg-r please can also mean to quit embar-ssing me.
when a godd-mn honkey tries to patronize a brotha, tryin to make it all polite, when he ain’t tryin to be polite. quite an insult, and political suicide. unless it’s brotha-2-brotha, cause we takin it back from you, uncle cracka! n-gg- please!
uncle cracka, n-gg-r please, we been waitin fo centuries to tear a gaping hole in yo lillie white -ss. now we done it. n-gg- please. gimme some fried chicken, cause we do love chicken. watermelon, we love it…but watermelon sandwich, n-gg- please!
how a completly white person would say n-gg- please.
“yo, what you talkin’ bout?”
“i am from the hood, i mean n-gg-r please!”

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