niggeritus
a sense of feeling sleepy after eating a lot of food.
“yo man, i went to a buffet at lunch today, i had n-gg-ritus in last period.”
a feeling of extreme lazyness and tiredness after burning some haze and munchying on loads of crave cases at white castle.
g dog:yo man i got that -itus
loc : what itus?
g dog: that n-gg-ritus moron!
a psychological disease where a non-n-gg-r aquires n-gg-rlike attributes.
these include, but are not limited to the following:
laziness, poverty, stupidity, uncleanliness, huge lips, stupidity, afros, hiv, laziness, c-ckyness, sickle cell anemia, stupidity, huge lips, c-ckyness, glocks and knives, nappy hair, stupidity, bling, laziness, marrijuana addictions, being enslaved (lol), afros, listening to snoop dogg, laziness, c-ckyness, addiction to fried chicken and watermelon, emitting an awful odor, laziness, an/or being in prison.
mom: sorry kids, we can’t eat tonight…
child: why??
mom: because your dad has n-gg-ritus.
child: wtf?
mom: he was too lazy to shower this morning so he got fired from his job and now we are poor. instead of looking for a new job he tried to pull a glock on a convenient store clerk. now he’s doing 20 years getting f-cked in the -ss by a real n-gg-r.
child: i guess he does have a little n-gg-r in him after all lol…
mom: yeah lol….n-gg-rs…
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