Night Siphoning
squeezing as much “you time” as you possibly can out of the night time, so you don’t go to bed, because this tends to lead to waking up and going to your cr-ppy job.
side effects: acute morning-after grogginess, followed by unproductive day of dim-wittedness and b-mping into things.
possible solution: quitting said job and finding one you like.
office person 1: wow, dude, you look awful.
office person 2: yeah, i stayed up until 5am playing fallout 3. indulged in a little night siphoning.
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