nightmare before christmas
great movie,based on tim burtons poem.but this movie has been ruined for people who really do like it by all those wannabe goths that have turned it into the lastest movie to like.
1 wannabe goth:omg i love the nightmare before christmas!
2 wannabe goth: omg i love it too its the best, its so goth and deep.
me:these kids are not even close to goth there only trying to be goth cause deep down there trendies,goth being the lastest trend at the moment.losers…
p.s if u are goth good for you just p-ssed at the wannabe’s.
a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult cl-ssic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.
stereotypical goth kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): omg nightmare before christmas is the best movie ever because its for little kids and my perverse appreciation for this movie is a way to protest our society of conformists!
everyone else: you are so f-cking weird.
stereotypical goth kid: mission accomplished!
the best movie in the world, starring jack and sally the ragdoll. based on the poem by tim burton, which only actaully has 3 characters. (jack, santa, and zero, jack’s ghost dog.)
my dearest friend,
if you don’t mind
i’d like to join you by your side
where we could gaze into the stars
and sit together, now and forever
for it is plain, as anyone can see,
we’re simply meant to be
^ jack and sally’s duet.
coming home from a christmas eve party early and find your parents having s-x on the couch. you father is dressed up like santa and your mother is dressed up like mrs. clause.
chris: i walked in on my parents having s-x on christmas eve.
peggy: that’s a real nightmare before christmas!
the nightmare before christmas is an amazing animation directed by tim burton and composed by danny elfman. it is based around a town called ‘halloween town’, where halloween king: jack skellington, decides to take on christmas for the year…but things go wrong as christmas turns more into a nightmare.
jack skellington, pumpkin jack, lock, shock and barrel, tim burton, danny elfman
the best movie that was ever made. tim burton is a genious, and always will be. i love this movie. always have and always will
nice work, bone daddy…
a film that has been marketed to death at commercial alternative clothing stores such as hottopic, the alley, spencer’s, etc.
clearly ruined by mallgawths.
are sally lipgloss mirrors for $10 necessary?
do you really think that hoodie makes you cool? what about the rest of 98% of the other kids who shop at hottopic and are seen running around malls in them?! are they cool too?
films are meant to inspire not to be marketed to idiotic m-sses.
the corpse bride is another prime example.
mallgawthposer1: i g0t this new nightmare before christmas hoodie for $60.
mallgawthposer2: o rly?! so cool! that film was aamzing! lawls.
unfortunate bystander: watch it be in clearance in about a week with the rest of the tim burton cr-p, idiots.
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